She announced her abortion via fbk
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
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