But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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