If that was your dad, he is hot
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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