I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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