thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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