We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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