i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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