What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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