Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Hippo gnu deer
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Randomize
