there was a trapeze. enough said
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
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