we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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