i think i have herpe
just one?
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Randomize
