dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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