I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Randomize
