He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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