I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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