similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
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