I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Randomize
