Its about making memories worth repressing
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
