Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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