wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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