i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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