I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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