They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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