good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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