What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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