You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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