I think my vagina is haunted
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
You ate ashes out of my bong
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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