i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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