Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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