wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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