just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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