Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
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