I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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