He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I am available for nakedness
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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