After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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