Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Randomize
