Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Randomize
