it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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