That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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