Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
Randomize
