Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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