D3 body, D1 cock
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
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