Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Is this like a preordered booty call?
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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