i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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