Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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