So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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