I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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