He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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