And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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