grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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